Every boy who chats with a girl hopes that she can reply to messages faster, but there are always some girls who are very slow to reply to messages. How should they express their dissatisfaction with humor in this situation?

1. When I send you a message, it takes seconds, but when you reply to me, it takes forever

2. I finally responded to the message. I thought I was being kidnapped to be the wife of the village

3. It seems that there is no need to post a missing person notice when the missing person returns

4. I thought I was abducted mai There is no network signal in the mountains

5. I thought my router exploded, so I felt relieved after receiving your message

6. Your response to messages is enough for me. It took me two rounds to learn from my experience

7. If you reply later, I will have no choice but to burn incense and the grass on one’s grave will be taller

8. Oops, I will fall asleep waiting for you to reply, and my sweet passion will be worn away by your indifference.

9. The hardware can’t keep up, but the software is still very strong. It’s up to date and online, awesome!

10. Don’t help me, I’m not drunk. The road ahead will be Move, help me hold the road.

11. It must be my network card. It took me a long time to receive your message.

12. All the flowers I have been waiting for have withered.

13. Your mobile phone is finally connected to the Internet.

14. Your network is as slow as a snail.

15. If you don’t reply to your message, I won’t even dare to call you.

16. I seem to be blind, I can’t see you replying to my message

17. Are you being The aliens took me away and they ignored me all the time

18. Is your phone running out of gas when I reply so late? 19. I thought you were cultivating immortals and went to the cave for a while Thousands of years have passed outside the cave

　20. I thought you were trapped in the castle and sleeping, but I thought it was my turn to ride over and kiss you awake.

　21. I’ll use it to reply to the message. I don’t mind replying as confidently and boldly as if you were writing a paper

There are many reasons why girls are slow to reply to messages. They may be deliberately neglecting you, they may be too busy to reply, or they may be chatting with many men at the same time. , unable to reply at all. Prescribing the right medicine and handling it according to the situation will achieve better results.