Most boys are used to the straight-forward way of chatting, which is what girls call straight-style chatting. This way of chatting is indeed not a big problem in daily communication, but when flirting with girls, if you still Using this method of chatting will only make girls avoid you. So how can a boy seduce the girl he likes?

The following is a teaser for the majority of straight men. 100 girl routines to help you say goodbye to straight man chatting in the process of flirting with girls.

1. In fact, for people like me who are selfish, lazy, afraid of troublesome others, and also afraid of being troubled, most of the time, I want to live alone in this world. Although I am lonely, I Free and relaxed, for the remaining small part of the time, I kind of want to be with you.

2. Yesterday, I saw a person’s back that looked like you, but it wasn’t you, but I couldn’t help but look at it all the way.

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If you were a bit uglier, I might be able to take you shopping, watching movies, eating Western food, taking a walk, looking at the stars and the moon, talking about poetry and philosophy of life, but you are so good-looking that I just want to be with you. fall in love.

4. Karen Mok’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, and Jay Chou’s sunny day are all inferior to you chatting with me

5. I found out that you are a photo scammer, because you are much prettier in person than in the photo .

6. Is your blood type square? Otherwise, why do you look so straight?

7. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of another way.

8. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the window and I just want you.

9. Believe that the regrets many years ago will become the blessings many years later.

10. You said drinking coffee and staying up late was bad for your health, but I didn’t listen to you. Just like you said it was bad to like you, I still hid it from you.

11. You know I hate cheating, but to my surprise, you still couldn’t help but say sorry.

12. I hear many friends talking about you, but I can only hide everything I know about you.

13. You must come on my wedding day. I want to see you one last time.

　14. You are the one who advises me to go to bed early every day, you are the one who advises me not to be so tired, you are the one who says good night to me every day, and you are the one who finally says to leave.

15. "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my head?"

16. In the days to come, I I want to share a room with you for two people, three meals a day, and four seasons.

17. You are my today and all tomorrows.

18. "I think you are not suitable for dating" "Why?" "Suitable for marriage."

19. You go upI must have been drinking carbonated drinks all my life, why do I get so happy when I see you?

　20. "Can you stop asking me what you are doing?" "I think of you all the time."

　21. I have a toothache recently because I often miss you at night. It feels so sweet that it will cause tooth decay.

22. Do you know why you are taller than me? Why? Because God knows that boys will bow to their wives.

　23. I am guilty. What? I am setting fire to your heart

24. There are 100 ways to be sweet: eating candy, cakes, and missing you 98 times a day.

　25. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

26. I became a vegetarian when I saw you. Why? Because you are my type.

27. What will happen if we fall into the river? We will die from the cold! We will be fine because we are in love.

28. Show me your hand . (Spreading hands) Hey, you, you are missing me in your life!

29. Miss, can I ask you for directions? Where to? Into your heart.

　30. I just want to be with you, and I just want to take care of you. No matter who you love, I don’t care.

　31. I found that you are a liar, because you are much prettier in person than in the photos.

32. Do you have a boyfriend? If you don’t have me, do you want one? If you have one, do you want to change it?

　33. I find that it is not suitable for me to fall in love with you. We are only suitable for marriage.

　34. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, let me think of other ways.

35. You look so good when you eat, have you practiced?

36. After you told me for the first time, I decided to pay you back every day A good night.

　37. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. When you became fat, you were stuck in it and could not come out.

　38. I can’t fall asleep when I want to sleep. All I can think about is you and what it will be like when I marry you in the future, so I can’t fall asleep.

　39. The best thing to say is not who says what, but what the person who says it says is about you.

　40. You are so cute! If you are blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will not return it.

　41. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your land with all your heart.

42. Guess where my heart is? On the left. Wrong, my heart is with you.

43. Are you tired? You have been running in my mind all day.

44. Why do you want to harm me! Do I harm you? Harm me so muchI like you!

45. Can you be my Oreo? Why? Because I want to date you!

46. Can you guess what zodiac sign I am? I don’t know? I want to do everything for you

47. You are a rabbit! Why do you say that? Otherwise, why would you keep jumping in my heart?

48. Do you know what happens in the eyes of your loved ones? Xi Shi? No, you appear

49. I have a shortcoming, what shortcoming, shortcoming you

< p> 50. Where are you from? I am from Guangzhou, no, you are mine

51. You know you Why do your parents still need you after they have your sister? Why? Give it to me!!

52. By the way, how old are you 25 years old? I owe you 25 years of companionship.

< p> 53. I have liked you for more than two minutes and cannot withdraw it.

54. When I think about the firecrackers on the 30th night, I don’t think about you as much as I think about you.

55. "What time is it now?" "12 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

56. "I want to eat a bowl of noodles" "What kind of noodles ?" "In your heart."

57. I still like you, just like when I was a kid eating spicy strips without looking at the date.

58. "I think you are like a game. "What game?" "Minecraft." 59. "There is something on your face." "It's a bit beautiful." 60. " I'm very capable but there's one thing I can't do. ""What?" "I won't leave you." 61. What if I lose you? Just call the police, what? Just hold me tight.

62. You are my unwavering dream for the rest of my life

63. I want to wander in the city with you and go shopping where you live.

64. Your name is on my mind

65. I have always been unruly and unruly, and I have done everything for you

66. I like your eyes, but I like mine even more. Because I have you in my eyes

67. Waking up in the morning with you and the sunshine is the future I want

68. I miss you more and more day by day. More frequent and stronger every day

69. I plan to love you for a long, long time, and I have no intention of giving up

70. I wish I could accompany you in your wanderings

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71. The south wind knows my intention and will never be separated

72. Without poetry and distance, I just want You

73. I love you without any skills, sincere and brutal

74. I like your charming eyes, thoughtful expression, and beautiful voice. You are the only one in my heart, and no one can replace you

75. I once thought about letting you go, but I think you are the only one in the world. A moment of suffocation

76. What does it feel like to love someone? It means minding everything but forgiving everything

77. Happiness is when cats eat fish and dogs eat meat. Little monster, you and I hold hands, and we will be safe and sound till we grow old

78. I want to hold your hand from the moment my heart beats to the age of seventy years

79. I like you, like Your eyebrows are not good, just like your temper is not good, it is not you who are not good

80. You are the morning dew, the evening star, and all my joy. I lick your eyes, not drinking, but already drunk

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81. How special are you? Walking among thousands of people, even if I am short-sighted, I can see you at a glance

82. The world is so big, I met you, and so did you. Me, so good

83. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime

84. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart

85. I want to be your pillow book, a cat in my arms, and a loved one

86. I am lucky enough to meet you in my three lives, and I will not regret it even if I missed it

87. Before I met you, I was just a blank piece of paper. After meeting you, I became a stack of love letters

88. No matter how the years change, I will always remember the way you made me fall in love with you

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89. If there can be 999 times of good luck in this life, I am willing to give you 997 times, leaving only two times for myself, once to meet you, and once to accompany you forever

< p>　90. Forgive me for my strong possessiveness. I am stingy because I love you so much that I look at everyone like a love rival

90. Ten I say a hundred words of good night to you, a thousand words of small talk, and a thousand words of nonsense, just to hear one sentence of "I love you" in the wedding hall one day

91. Night is the night of the world, and peace is the night with you

　92. In addition to staying up late, I also miss you.

　94. I met you very late, but I will stay with you for a long time

　95. My life is as colorful as water Just for you.

96. I have no reason to wait for you in this life because I don’t have it.

97. May you be as bright as the sun and not sad

98. I hope to choose To a leaf with your name written all over it

99. I dreamed last night that you smiled at me, and I fell in love with your smile

100. I hope that the breeze will not dry and the time will not grow old, both you and me will be fine.